OMG, we’re all gonna DIE!!!!!!!
Oh, wait, never mind, that’s GW that is going to kill us all in about 9 years (according to OwlGore!). This is a non-news story ordinary occurrence since the jet streams have long since been known to be “steering winds”.
But, OTOH, as OwlGore and Dr. William Gray have shown, we’re supposed to have more and more powerful hurricanes so (panic rising in voice) that means that there will be MORE hurricanes (more panic in voice) going north and . . . . . . . . OMG, we’re all gonna DIE!!!!!
You need a gif. ;-)