Posted on 04/17/2008 1:31:49 PM PDT by weegee
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and Chelsea Clinton react as four-year-old Sonya Wilkerson, right, jokes around on stage during her mother Kerri's introduction at a campaign event at Haverford College in Haverford, Pa., Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Four-year-old Sonya Wilkerson takes the microphone as her mother Kerri introduces Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., during a campaign event at Haverford College in Haverford, Pa., Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., campaigns with her daughter Chelsea Clinton at Haverford College in Haverford, Pa., Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Democratic presidential candidates Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barack Obama stand during a break in the Democratic Presidential Debate at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia April 16, 2008. (Tim Shaffer/Reuters)
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., campaigns with her daughter Chelsea Clinton at Haverford College in Haverford, Pa., Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
In this April 15, 2008 file photo, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., takes questions from the audience at the Newspaper Association of America convention in Washington. What the airline industry wants from Washington it often gets, and no wonder: Those who regulate airlines or advise lawmakers on aviation issues one day can be executives in those same companies the next — and the other way around. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, File)
People cheer and wave campaign signs outside the National Constitution Center before a debate between Democratic presidential hopefuls Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia, Wednesday, April 16, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) waves before the Democratic Presidential Debate with Senator Barack Obama at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia, April 16, 2008. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
David Gross, 5, center, holds a sign as he participate in a 'Lie In' silent memorial outside the National Constitution Center to commemorate the one-year anniversary of the Virginia Tech massacre before a debate between Democratic presidential hopefuls Sen., Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia, Wednesday, April 16, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Carlos Soto, left, kisses Helen V. Gonzales, both supporters of Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., outside the National Constitution Center before a debate between Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia, Wednesday, April 16, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
A supporter of US Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama displays buttons reading, "Barack Obama 08" in Hebrew during a Jewish community meeting at Congregation Rodeph Shalom Synagogue in Philadelphia. Hillary Clinton faced lengthening odds for her White House bid as polls showed her personal ratings diving and her prospects clouding over in several key primaries. (AFP/Emmanuel Dunand)
Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., introduces Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., not pictured, at the Building and Construction Trades Department union meeting in Washington, Wednesday, April 16, 2008. Murtha said Wednesday that Republican Sen. John McCain is too old to be president. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Former president Bill Clinton campaigns for his wife, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, at a rally at Clarion State University in Clarion, Pa., Wednesday, April 16, 2008. (AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)
Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Brown (L) and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama (D-IL) shake hands before meeting at the British ambassador's residence in Washington, April 17, 2008. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., jokingly dust off his shoulder as he speaks at a town hall-style meeting in Raleigh, N.C.,Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., left, holds the microphone while Patricia Smith of Raleigh answers a question campaigns during a town hall-style meeting in Raleigh, N.C., Thursday, April 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Gerry Broome)
Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., speaks at an economic summit, Wednesday, April 16, 2008, at Bucyrus International, Inc., in South Milwaukee, Wis. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)
In this photo released by the Palestinian Authority, Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter lays a wreath at the grave of late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat in the West Bank city of Ramallah, Tuesday, April 15, 2008. Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter said he'll meet with a Hamas leader at a West Bank reception Tuesday, a sign he has not been cowed by criticism of his plans to meet with the violently anti-Israel group. (AP Photo/Palestinian Authority, Thaer Ganaim, HO)
Combination photo of Senator Barack Obama, Senator Hillary Clinton and Republican presidential candidate John McCain. McCain runs even with Obama and narrowly leads Clinton in potential match-ups in November, according to a (Zogby poll released on Wednesday. REUTERS/Frank Polich/Rebecca Cook/John Sommers II/Reuters)
Clinton thinking: That reminds me, I gotta call Huma tonight.
Obama (thinking): "Now I know how a statue feels. Who let that bird in here anyhow..."
"If I was an anti-semite, would I make buttons like these???"
Clinton: "It's a little tight in the shoulders but Monica's dress fits me. See?"
Obama (thinking): "Damn! lady. Am I in the wax museum or what?"
George Costanza: Maybe if he could see me with some of my black friends...
Jerry: That would be great except that you don't really have any black friends.
[pauses]
Jerry: Outside of us, you don't really have any white friends, either...
HAH!
LOL
Oh Lord, She might as well be a republican, she ain't ever gonna forget
Perfect!
Can I use that?
"All I have to do is sit here like a schmuck and I'm winning."
I know you posted this a while ago, but I just saw it. Hilarious! HAH!
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