She’ll build them a compound in Montana. They’ll all move their and grow their own food and concentrate on whirled peas. When the spaceship doesn’t come to pick them up in 2012, they will start sacrificing babies. That won’t work, so they will plant explosives around the compound and drink Pepsi with weedkiller. When the feds come to save the babies, they will blow the place, peacefully killing everyone except Oprah, who will be assumed into hell.
Close enough?
THERE
I think I saw that South Park episode.
Don’t think so, because, the only weapons they’ll have will be expensive kitchen appliances. No, wait, I’m getting them confused with the Martha Stewart cult. Maybe they’ll be armed with rolled up copies of “O” magazine and the latest books from her book club.