Posted on 04/17/2008 8:00:20 AM PDT by Brandonmark
Ding Dong! We have a winner!
You be BAD!
Dittos. I wonder what they are thinking, that people are going to go, “Whoa, he’s got some really big ole balls hanging from his truck, he’s probably got bigguns his own self!” LOL.
Not if you put a swollen arse-hole above them. Then they look downright natural on a Prius.
Faux nuts for folks who don’t have any real ones, sounds about right.
I tried hanging a pancreas from my hitch but nobody recognized it.
Be thankful a female analog to “truck nuts” is not available.
Stupid. Stupid thing to hang on a truck. Stupid idea to outlaw it.
Pretty stupid looking, really, but we certainly do not need a new law to address them. Dumbest ones I saw recently were hanging on the back end of a late model Mustang...
Could be worse: at least there are no “short n’ curlies.”
Thank God and Gillette they’re gone.
Only when I was grown up did I realize what was going on there. My parents, god bless them, never said a thing LOL!
Feminists have “The Vagina Monologues”; truckers have “The Testicle Dialogues”. Seems fair...
There's an image out there on the internet of a VW hood painted accordingly, but I can't seem to find it right now.
Hanging genitalia from your truck or profane bumper stickers or other adult oriented material for ALL to see is irresponsible. Self control is needed, not legislation however. It's just another stupid fad, like all the variations of Calvin urinating on everything.
What... you put gas in your vehicle by osmosis?
I generally exercise my option to consider the driver a moron and give an appropriate wide berth.
Also, seems the article could have been more specific that this truck accoutrement is designed to look like the scrotal sac of a bull, rather than the male human. It seems that should be obvious but then...
Old joke warning...(turn on Scottish burr accent)
An American took his Scottish friend to a baseball game and was explaining the rules about when the batter hits the ball, he runs to first base to avoid a throw that would put him out. The Scotsman liked this and was quite boisterous with each hit: "Run, laddie, run!!!"
As the pitcher tired in the later innings, a batter got to four balls and proceeded to take his base at a walk. The Scotsman bellowed, "Run, laddie, run!!" His American companion told him the batter could walk because he had four balls. The Scotsman smiled and yelled, "Walk with pride, laddie, walk with pride!"
Hey, I take offense to that statement. My neck is sufficiently red and I have no Truck Nutz on my truck.
Wife won’t let me.
A need for attention and cheap laughs. Nothing more, nothing less.
Hah!
I probably fall in the redneck category myself, but I don’t have the Truck Nutz either.
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