[RepublitarianRoger2]

No, see, global warming causes glaciers to melt, which puts more pressure and weight on the tectonic plates, which causes earthquakes.

http://news.mongabay.com/2006/0628-earthquakes.html

So when the next quake hits, we can all kick ourselves for not having driven hybrid cars.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Oops! I "misstated" that, to use a Clintonesque excuse. Reading it again, I guess it's the absence of pressure on the plates that causes the earthquakes. Supposedly. Yep.