[markomalley]

As the majority of victims in the Church scandal were teenage boys - the problem really lies with homosexual ephebophilia.

Oh, c'mon now. How dare you call it a homosexual problem. After all, only 80+% of the perps went for same-sex abuse.

The real issue is that those durned Cat-o-lics don't allow married priests....

Or maybe the issue is that those durned Cat-o-lics don't allow women priests...

Or maybe the issue is...

((sigh))

/sarc

[Scotswife]

LOL!

Allowing these particular priests to marry?
Sure - they weren’t exactly the marrying type were they?