“I am the granddaughter of a factory worker,” Clinton said. “My grandfather went to work at the age of 11, before there were child labor laws, and worked in the lace mills in Scranton, Pennsylvania.”
Stand by. There will soon be more stories about how Grandaddy was a Union sniper who killed hundreds of those Confederate soldiers. After the war he went back to the mill and organized the workers union. That saved the children so they could be educated in government schools.
I can hardly wait! In the meantime I’m going to have another cup of coffee.
Obama’s mother was descended from Southern slaveholders. I wonder if any of his ancestors or relatives fought for the Confederacy. Maybe some of them were there at Gettysburg shooting at Pennsylvania Union soldiers.
I can’t ever remeber having this much fun....