[E. Cartman]

It features naked pensioners and Mickey Mouse masks, Hitler salutes and Elvis impersonators

Not nearly as provocative, I'm sure, as people think. No one will be able to recognize a breast, v_ or p_ from the wrinkles anyway.

[weegee]

Speaking of wrinkles...

This is what Bela Pelosi will look like if she gets her face lifted again. She'll have a lil' mustache...