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Hillary Said Ousted from Watergate Role for Unethical Behavior

Jerry Zeifman, the Democrat chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee that worked on the Watergate investigation, says he fired Hillary from the committee staff and refused to give her a letter of recommendation – one of only three people Zeifman refused to recommend to other employers in his 17-year career, “because she was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.”

Clinton defended her actions in the Watergate investigation as “necessary for the greater good. Look, we all know Nixon was a crook. So I bent a few rules in order to save the country from this criminal.” She attributed Zeifman’s criticisms to “the type rigid legalism promulgated by the vast right-wing conspiracy that has had me in its sights since the very beginning” and speculated that Zeifman may have turned against her “due to institutionalized misogyny that prevails in Washington.”

In related news, Emina Bicakcic, the Bosnian girl who met Hillary Clinton during her 1996 visit is shocked that the former first lady claimed to have dodged sniper fire that day. “I stood on the tarmac at the air base in Tuzla, greeted Mrs. Clinton and even had time to read her my poem,” Bicakcic, now 20 said. “There was no gunfire.” The girl’s account was dismissed by Clinton as “impossible. I was the only survivor on that dreadful day.”