She wouldn’t be worth $15 mill even if she performed porno acts 24/7 on tv, or gave couch time to every CBS exec for life...that’s about as dumb as paying $15 mill for a barnyard cat to make a barn the most mouse-free barn in the country. Howard Stern couldn’t get $15 mill for five minuts of fame if he personally paid Oprah $50 mill to give him a skully on national tv. Write a $15 mill check to several hundred families of Iraq-war wounded military and air their stories for several years and their ratings would soar out of sight.
Katie Coric would turn 3,000 tricks per year at Ashley Dupre rates to reach $15 million. Before the year runs its course, Katie would lose the “perky”.