[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Wild Turkeys Go Postal!

Film at 11 (excellent headline, Norm!)

Some workers have been using long sticks to fend off the birds, he said, adding that he will meet with Wilhite next week to discuss other possible solutions.

Heap many Indian Chiefs say long stick needum gunpowder and ball.






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Postal workers attacked by wild turkeys

Wild turkeys are good eating!

[MountainFlower]

Oh, This is for the birds!

I should have figured, Spirit!

Anyone have a cartoon of a postal truck with a turkey in love with it? You would think they could see better than that! Perhaps they are upset about the continual postal rate increases, it ain't chicken feed any more ya know. They are serious about striking against the postal workers.

[count-your-change]

I wonder if they’ve ever attacked a bottle of Wild Turkey?

[Libloather]

Some workers have been using long sticks to fend off the birds, he said, adding that he will meet with Wilhite next week to discuss other possible solutions.

[I Drive Too Fast]

I was attacked by Wild Turkey once, but it came in a bottle.

[potlatch]

[dixiechick2000]

"Wild Turkeys Go Postal!

Film at 11"

LOL!

Very clever, Norm. ;o)

We may have wild turkeys out here, but our biggest problem is wild peacocks.
While I haven't been attacked by a peacock, they are very loud at night, and leave a huge mess!