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Let's see, first it was a microbe turned into a man, next came cloning, now a man giving birth. What's next? I can see it now....
Man MARRIES Piece of Wood On the Oprah Show, Frank Jones and his beautiful Maple sat and told Oprah of their courtship. Frank revealed his story. "Ya see," Frank said, "I love to do wood sculpting. One day I decided to sculpt a woman. She was sort of my 'Mona Lisa'. Any way, I finished her and went to bed that night. All I could do is think how great it would be to marry someone like the figure I had carved. Well anyway I went to bed wishing she were real. Guess what, the next day I woke up and the piece of wood I carved was alive!". Oprah, with a tear in her eye was speechless. After gaining her composure, she asked what was next for the Jones family. "Well," Mr. Jones replied, "the misses and I have decided to have kids. In fact, after the show we are planning stop by the hardware store and pick up a nice piece of ash".