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Appendix Removed Through Vagina: U.S. First (Not a Hoax)
Science Daily | March 30, 2008 | Staff

Posted on 04/03/2008 9:28:16 PM PDT by OnRightOnLeftCoast

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To: Lijahsbubbe

What the F... is that?


61 posted on 04/04/2008 5:02:23 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: investigateworld; Lazamataz

What the article forgot to mention was that this was the first time the Doctor performed the procedure in this manner after years of opening the abdomen and then stitching the incision closed. Thus from years of routine closings, after the surgery he stapled the vagina shut.


62 posted on 04/04/2008 6:07:12 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
Better an appendix than a table of contents or (shudder) an index!
63 posted on 04/04/2008 6:11:23 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
And of course:
What a cunning stunt.

64 posted on 04/04/2008 6:14:12 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast

I’m going to med school.


65 posted on 04/04/2008 6:34:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Now I speak Australian.)
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To: umgud
Being a male, I really don’t want them thinking up some new way to get mine out.

...your going to feel some discomfort Mr. Umgud .....

66 posted on 04/04/2008 6:41:29 AM PDT by strange1 ("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
Re: Appendix Removed Through Vagina

Had this been viable 40 years ago... I'd have gone to medical school and graduated Magna Cum Laude!!!

BTW my recent gallbladder surgery had them going through my belly button and my surgeon said I should not have any after effects--

Except for an occasional cramp... every 28 days.

67 posted on 04/04/2008 6:44:47 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Charles Henrickson; OnRightOnLeftCoast; martin_fierro
only minor discomfort. . . . minimal pain, and no scarring

Ergo, no vagina moan-alongs...

68 posted on 04/04/2008 6:52:49 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Vagina is for Lovers")
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69 posted on 04/04/2008 7:30:32 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
the patient, Diana Schlamadinger

If you had someone pulling an appendix out your vagina, you'd be patient too.

70 posted on 04/04/2008 7:34:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Schlamadingerectomy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

Actually, to remove an Appendix from the Vagina Monologues you would have to go through the rear end....


71 posted on 04/04/2008 7:50:08 AM PDT by mikrofon (Insert Bookmark HERE)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

Dang, that thing looks like the Probulator on Futurama.


72 posted on 04/04/2008 7:53:50 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
I see a book series in this:

"50 New Uses for Your XXXXX".

73 posted on 04/04/2008 7:56:16 AM PDT by ZeitgeistSurfer
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To: Bender2

Dude, check out post 44...I think it’s the Probulator’s cousin. You might want to see if you can get her digits.


74 posted on 04/04/2008 7:58:02 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
I sure hope that's what they were trying to do.
75 posted on 04/04/2008 7:59:35 AM PDT by Petronski (Nice job, Hillary. Now go home and get your shine box.)
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Appendix Removed Through Vagina

For some reason this came to mind.

76 posted on 04/04/2008 8:03:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro ("That trick NEVER works!")
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To: martin_fierro

That is one scary-looking pussy.


77 posted on 04/04/2008 8:07:35 AM PDT by Petronski (Nice job, Hillary. Now go home and get your shine box.)
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78 posted on 04/04/2008 8:48:04 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; OnRightOnLeftCoast; Kenny Bunk; Hegemony Cricket; what_not2007; Tatze; ...

“Was the patient a man or a woman?”

Before or after the surgery?


79 posted on 04/04/2008 9:08:11 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast; All
Link to article
80 posted on 04/04/2008 10:11:47 AM PDT by EveningStar
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