Well, as I don’t have a wife, I guess that one would slide. Same for daughter as I only have a son.
Now momma... conflicted on that one for personal reasons. But were I a cop I’m fairly certain he’d have been tazed for resisting arrest.
Twice.
“he’d have been tazed for resisting arrest.”
And probably in a place that would prevent him from ______ing anybody’s momma for quite some time. ;-)