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1 posted on 04/03/2008 6:59:49 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

She is suing the doctors.


2 posted on 04/03/2008 7:00:53 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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It could have been worse.

She could have awakened after male-enhancement surgery.

3 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:01 AM PDT by fweingart (It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!)
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Hey, she got rid of the wrinkles!


4 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:28 AM PDT by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

The Todd is happy.


5 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:37 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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I hate it when that happens.


6 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:40 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Froufrou

Know your doctors, ping. :-)


7 posted on 04/03/2008 7:02:11 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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TTIWWP


8 posted on 04/03/2008 7:03:07 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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ping


9 posted on 04/03/2008 7:04:42 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (<===Typical White American)
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Wow! She lost 200 pounds?

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10 posted on 04/03/2008 7:05:40 AM PDT by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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from “boingie-boingie-boingie” to “WHUMP! WHUMP! whump!”


13 posted on 04/03/2008 7:06:54 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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“You got the bonus plan.”


15 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:20 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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At least she didn’t wake up with a new anus. Didn’t that happen in Germany also?


16 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:22 AM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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Sounds to me like she got what she asked for. IF they’re deflated, you firm them up by re-inflating them.


17 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:31 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?)
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Is this procedure included in German socialized health care?


18 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:47 AM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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Oh ...the new anus operation did happen in Germany also....and here I always thought the Germans are so precise.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1988246/posts


24 posted on 04/03/2008 7:10:57 AM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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Jay Leno mentioned this during his monologue last night. He said the good news is that although the surgery was a mistake, nobody notices the woman’s wrinkles any more.


25 posted on 04/03/2008 7:11:36 AM PDT by kabar
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I had a very well endowed cousin who in her latter years when asked what she was wearing do costume party would tell everyone she was going to take her bra off which would pull all the wrinkles out of her face and she would go as a teenager.


26 posted on 04/03/2008 7:12:13 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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A 90 year old man goes to Victoria’s Secret and buys his same age wife a very sheer nightie.

That evening she excused herself to the bathroom to put the nightie on but wanting to play a joke decided to come out totally naked instead.

Opening the bathroom door she exclaimed “How do you like it?”

The husband took one look and responded “Dang, for the money I spent for that they could have at least ironed it!”


28 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:10 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: TornadoAlley3

..and she is complaining about what?


29 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:15 AM PDT by mnehring
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Not a bad deal, unless the boobs are wrinkly.


31 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:26 AM PDT by dforest (McCain is to Conservatives like Kryptonite is to Superman.)
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