What if she had "pulled her bra out and to the side and shook it" and big anvil with "Acme" stamped on it fell out and hit the Road Runner on the head? Makes about as much sense based on the facts as your supposition.
God bless you, Bobby---you're Free Republic's best grenade thrower.
So THAT'S where it went!
The search turned up nothing, so everyone gets on their high horse about the injustice of it all. Cry me a river. My question stands - what if the search had turned up drugs?
Uh-huh. Then it would be, "Move along, nothing to see here". You KNOW Reason would never in a million years have even run the story.