Asparagus causes your keyboard to uh, well kinda, ahem.....smell?
I thought it was the Night Train. Now you tell me!
By the way, this asparagus, ahem, thing, it turns out is genetic. Some people don’t have that gene, and so don’t produce that enzyme, so they don’t ahem, this, uh, asparagus thing. Capish?
Not to mention what it does to your number 1.