Associated Dinosaur Press - 70,000,000 B.C.. The High Council today announced plans to pump billions of kargs of methane and fecal matter into underground caverns in an attempt to prevent further warming of the earth. This material is expected to turn into harmless, useless hydrocarbon sludge over the course of millions of years and be of no further trouble to our planet.
In other news, astronomers at the T. Rex institute have spotted a new asteroid. It is not yet clear what path it is on, but it should pose no threat for at least 5 million years.
In other news, astronomers at the T. Rex institute have spotted a new asteroid. It is not yet clear what path it is on, but it should pose no threat for at least 5 million years.
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