Ditto. The ones I see glued to their electronic binkies are generally twentysomethings, or in the supermarket they are thirtysomething daddies whose kids are dismantling the shop and screaming for goodies.
I think there is a good argument for the deleterious effects of second-hand cell phone fallout though; it frequently causes me to have homicidal thoughts, especially in the movies and at church!
You have a gift of expression. I especially dig “electronic binkies,” LOL.
And welcome to FR!