I always get you and while we may not agree sometimes; I would sing Karaoke with you anytime !!
Mad.
For sure we would not be in tune.
Nor do I try, why ruin the essence of karaoke.
Re reading this account (I had to run an Army to Marine translator several times to get it right) I’d have to say that if this Soldier is somehow found unworthy of it by Congress we should vote to recall every last one of those useless SOB’s and give each a gerber fighting Knife and drop them off at Mookie’s front door.