"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
I hate to say this, but I will.
This scenario is known as:
“Spitz and tits” or “the porker and ‘beans and franks’” (CSI-Las Vegas )
The story just gets better and better. Makes Slick Willy seem like a ‘piker’ instead of a “porker”.