[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re “How does someone flunk out of divinity school?”

Easy - Don’t believe in God.

And if you reverse the spelling of God, you have Dog. So Al Gore is actually a dog-worshipper and a God-denier.

When was the last time you heard someone say “Good God, it’s Al Gore.”

Mostly now it’s, “Looks like Al Gore ate the dog”.

I’m gonna hide my cat and my daughter’s dog. The Goracle might be in town.

[Maine Mariner]

I think one has a better chance of success in some divinity school by not believing in God.