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To: the invisib1e hand

if Shakespeare had lived in Appalachia?

Yes.
Scene: A trailor park in Arkansas.
in the laundry room Hillery! frantically
scrubbing at blue dress.

Hillery!: “Out! Out! Damned Spot!”

Voice from next room.

Bill: “ Honey, when you’re in Bosnia, pick up some
more Beer-nuts, and watch out for snipers.”

Hillery!: (Grumbling) “Sure send me to Bosnia for
Beer-nuts while he sits around and watches the Hooters
channel.”

Hillery!: (loudly) “Of course dear, it will be good for my foreign policy portfolio.”

Fade to black.


18 posted on 03/27/2008 8:33:17 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

;). I took the heat on this one.


63 posted on 03/28/2008 2:46:49 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Free New York)
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