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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08 | Bender2

Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2

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To: Bender2

I hope you remembered to get comprehensive insurance.


21 posted on 03/27/2008 1:57:49 PM PDT by Redcloak (Yeah... Sure... McCain. Why not.)
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To: Bender2

“this really yucky discharge!”

Not from yer shiny metal ass??????


22 posted on 03/27/2008 1:58:07 PM PDT by Grunthor (I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
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Good luck. I'm glad you decided not to try to do it yourself.


23 posted on 03/27/2008 1:58:41 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
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To: Bender2

Will have you in prayer, Godspeed.


24 posted on 03/27/2008 1:59:08 PM PDT by Grunthor (I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
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To: Bender2

If nothing else, now I hear they can cut out all your insides, fix up whatever’s wrong in there, then put them all back!

Piece of cake.

Had my gall bladder removed. Never missed it and it’s been forty years now.


25 posted on 03/27/2008 1:59:11 PM PDT by Fishtalk
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I hope all goes well!


26 posted on 03/27/2008 2:00:13 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (High Maintenance Estrogen Bot........... look out :0))
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To: Bender2

A prayer for you.


27 posted on 03/27/2008 2:00:26 PM PDT by meanie monster
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Those sergers make great stitches. But how you gonna fit under the needle?


28 posted on 03/27/2008 2:03:44 PM PDT by IM2MAD
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Be sure you understand the procedure.

29 posted on 03/27/2008 2:03:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: MediaMole; Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.

Or if you do, be sure to yank the ears on your beagles until they yelp, lol

Good Luck Bender!
30 posted on 03/27/2008 2:04:03 PM PDT by mkjessup (This year's presidential choices: "Speak No Evil, See No Evil, and Evil")
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Good luck to you on the surgery, Mr. B.


31 posted on 03/27/2008 2:04:59 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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Hmmm. Yer gallbot has to come out?

I guess this means yer gonna be beside yerself


32 posted on 03/27/2008 2:05:35 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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Good luck, big guy! I’ll keep the beer cold and the motor oil warm until you’re back on your feet.

BTW, absolutely LOVED your four-part episode last Sunday night. Woo-freakin-hoo! It’s back!


33 posted on 03/27/2008 2:05:56 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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Best of luck! Get well soon!


34 posted on 03/27/2008 2:07:47 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Bender2

Good luck! I’ve been wanting to have my gallbot removed for some time now, so I’m envious! Prayers for a speedy recovery!


35 posted on 03/27/2008 2:08:27 PM PDT by Melinda
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36 posted on 03/27/2008 2:10:46 PM PDT by abb (Organized Journalism: Marxist-style collectivism applied to information sharing)
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Let’s hope it doesn’t become a repeat of this story http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1988246/posts


37 posted on 03/27/2008 2:10:52 PM PDT by techcor
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Fare thee well friend. You will be in our prayers.

Beer will be drunk in your honor tonight!


38 posted on 03/27/2008 2:11:29 PM PDT by Diplomat
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Hey Bender had my gallbot out last year about this time.

I held out a little too long, and wound up going from the emergency room to the operating room.

All well now, just have to take an easy on the greasy/fried/fatty food because your body can't store the bile anymore.

I would not be surprised if they throw you out of the hospital by the end of the second day, if not before.

39 posted on 03/27/2008 2:12:46 PM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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Get well soon and a speedy return! Need people here with a good sense of humor.


40 posted on 03/27/2008 2:14:22 PM PDT by The Ghost of Rudy McRomney ("Rush has unsealed the mummy's tomb-he has unleashed the undead."-Hugh Hewitt)
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