I had been thinking of the lyrics for a new National Anthem, and this afternoon it come together for me. Your mileage may vary.
God Damn America!
Land that I loathe!
I despise her,
And defile her,
With a hate
That could not
Be more great.
From the mountains
To the prairies
To the suburbs
White as snow ...
God Damn America!
Land That I Loathe!
God Damn America!
Land That I Loathe!
Back at ya....
God Damn all Democrats,
Commie leftist scum!
Stand behind them
And oblige them
With a swift
Mighty kick
In the bum.
From the mountains,
to the Prairies,
To the Oceans,
White with Foam...
God save our homeland
From evil within!
God save our homeland,
From traitors at home!
From the "teachers",
And "reporters",
And the "pastors", flecked with foam!
God damn America -
We'll side with Noam!
God damn America -
Let's burn our Home!