[Holicheese]

Hey watch yourself. As a goalie I can tell you, we NEVER do anything illegal or untoward.
That is the official statement from the President of the Professional Beer League Hockey Players Assoc of America and Canada (PBLHPAAC)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

As a goalie I can tell you, we NEVER do anything illegal or untoward.

Heh heh heh.

I played goal, too. Once I slashed a guy camping out in my crease so badly the ref made me serve my own penalty.