Like f’n butta!
You can spot the consultants, they respond within SECONDS if you challenge them, and bring all their alternate screen-names.
txflake, (appropriate name, BTW, my compliments!)
I am not, as you say, a "consultant". The very fact that you would like to promote that idea, and think you could get away with fooling people with the notion, makes me suspect your intelligence. That goes for your friends, too.
Just out of the civilized effort to understand your position, to whom, exactly, would I be "consulting"?