That’s wonderful. Let’s rely on the townsfolk running 24/7 surveillance on the old dude and going Charles Bronson on him if he pulls any funny stuff. That’s a hell of a lot more efficient and effective than just putting him behind bars, where he belongs.
Personally, I think the townsfolk would do a much better job of keeping him in line than some plush jail with three squares, a nice exercise court and the ACLU watching his back.
When this man’s body is found somewhere, who’s gonna tell how it got there?
Well, it may be important to start at the basics. Have you ever lived in a small town of a few hundred or even a few thousand?