He can take a bus to the mall in the next community over and find another little boy to molest, and another young life to trash. Then the state can pay for that kid's medical bills, too.
These punishments make a mockery of justice and a mockery of the victims. But at least the judge got his name in the papers with his irreverent, zany sentence.
Not sure there are many public transportation options in Hudson. Towns of 150 folks generally don’t have the Metro.