To: raybbr
I’m sorry officer I can’t let you in to my house because I ‘m too busy cleaning my Uzi.
3 posted on
03/25/2008 3:44:26 AM PDT by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: Man50D
"I’m sorry officer I can’t let you in to my house because I ‘m too busy cleaning my Uzi."Saying that will get you pulled out of your house, thrown to the ground, and the next thing you would see would be the cops going in to search the place for that Uzi(and whatever else they may find while they are inside). A long time ago I learned it's best not to even joke about such things to cops.
24 posted on
03/25/2008 4:26:13 AM PDT by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: Man50D; Squantos; Eaker; B4Ranch
I’m sorry officer I can’t let you in to my house because I ‘m too busy cleaning my Uzi.Makes ya wonder if reeking of Hoppes #9 merits probable suspicion for a forced entry!
Hell, I put splash a dab on for dates! Seems to attract the right women.
108 posted on
03/25/2008 3:54:56 PM PDT by
glock rocks
( So what if I'm just another frustrated drinker with a writing problem.)
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