Now Hillary should have lied by claiming she was in the rural countryside with her entourage and came under sniper fire. Then she dragged Chelsea into a Bradley armoured vehicle, all the while returning fire from an M-16 she pryed from the hands of a marine escort who had been killed. Her return fire allowed the entourage to escape the kill zone.
Now that's a lie that would work...............
...and the only reason we haven't heard either of those stories is because the ever-modest Hillary didn't want to have to endure the never-ending crush of adoring autograph-seekers, or overshadow the thrilling news announcements of Bill's glorious White House achievements.
HF