Now if only Teddy could be retired as well....
Wouldn't it be nice if they would conduct another "Philadelphia Experiment" and have old Teddy disappear along with the carrier.
Particularly with his carrier sized rear end stuck in some of the treasonous muck he’s foisted on our beleagured Republic so constantly for so many decades . . . preferably with some very mean crabs biting him fiercely and persistently thereon and perhaps with some plastic garbage bags floating by giving hims some challenging lessons in trying to breathe very limited air . . . while visions of a certain car and a very unfortunate woman flash harshly and frequently through what’s left of his pickled brain.