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To: derllak

AP.James Welsh.
Federal Jelly Reserves greater than thought.
Scientists discovery of enormous jellyfish in the Antarctic
have lead to a revision in the theory of Peak Jelly.
While discovery does not indicate greater reserves under the continental US. American researchers continue to remain
up beat with the latest news of a Jam to Jelly conversion
process.


6 posted on 03/21/2008 4:49:41 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

Breaking.
AP. James Welsh
New discovery of conversion process announced.
Scientists examining the results of the process
were heard to exclaim, “It must be jelly, jam don’t shake like that!”.


7 posted on 03/21/2008 4:52:14 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68
jellyfish with 12-foot tentacles

Quick, let's check the obituaries, is Michael Dukakis missing? Or maybe it's the Archbishop of Canterbury....

12 posted on 03/21/2008 5:28:14 PM PDT by xJones
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To: tet68

Lol! I want what you’re smoking! :)


14 posted on 03/21/2008 6:22:07 PM PDT by derllak
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