AP.James Welsh.
Federal Jelly Reserves greater than thought.
Scientists discovery of enormous jellyfish in the Antarctic
have lead to a revision in the theory of Peak Jelly.
While discovery does not indicate greater reserves under the continental US. American researchers continue to remain
up beat with the latest news of a Jam to Jelly conversion
process.
Breaking.
AP. James Welsh
New discovery of conversion process announced.
Scientists examining the results of the process
were heard to exclaim, “It must be jelly, jam don’t shake like that!”.
Quick, let's check the obituaries, is Michael Dukakis missing? Or maybe it's the Archbishop of Canterbury....
Lol! I want what you’re smoking! :)