[E. Cartman]

Of all the claims in support of John McCain's bid for the White House, perhaps none is quite as grand as this. As he arrived in London today, the publishers of his new book insisted the Republican senator's family was descended from the Scottish king, Robert the Bruce.

Hell. He claims to be a conservative, so why shouldn't he claim to be descended from Robert the Bruce?

[ohioman]

I’d rather be related to William Wallace than Robert the Bruce. I don’t recall George Wallace claiming any relation to William.