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To: Aussiebabe

Since he did not die, he cannot get the Darwin Award.

But they should give him the electric chair, and if they do, I would be willing to put him on the list.


14 posted on 03/19/2008 3:49:26 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Brilliant

He can get the Darwin award if he’s eliminated his ability to reproduce!


15 posted on 03/19/2008 3:52:51 AM PDT by E.Allen
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To: Brilliant; Aussiebabe

>>Since he did not die, he cannot get the Darwin Award.

BZZZZT! Sorry, thanks for playing.

He is eligible if the event creates a situation such that he cannot reproduce. We need a medical update to fully determine the situation here. It seems quite likely this might be the rare, but not unheard of, case of a non-fatal Darwinian event.

There was a case a few years ago where a guy didn’t have a fuse for some aspect of his truck, and used a .22 round as a field expedient fix. Said round heated due to its resistance in the circuit, went off, and hit him in the privates, taking out one rock. Nearly a non-fatal Darwinian event, but not quite, thanks to the redundancy built in to that particular bodily system


16 posted on 03/19/2008 3:54:53 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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