[DonnerT]

Nope. Farts don’t smell when you burn em.

[Farmer Dean]

Err,so you have done research in this area then?

[arthurus]

You ever tried it? I have it on good authority that burned farts smell like burned farts. Not the same as the unburned variety but truly foul in their own way.

[ottbmare]

Farts don’t smell when you burn em.

Ah. I was unaware of that, having no direct personal experience of burning farts. I defer of course to your superior knowledge and expertise in this area of organic chemistry. ;-)