Please do not pay attention to what I do, only pay attention to what I SAY!
Yes, I attended the church for 20 years. Ignore that fact.
Yes, I drove a gas guzzling car until the press noticed. Now I drive something else and now I can attack people who drive gas guzzlers.
Yes, I have been able to earmark almost $100 million in the budget...but at least I can talk about how important it is to balance the budget.
Yes, I can shelter my income...but I can talk about how we must raise taxes on the "rich". And by rich I mean people making more than $30,000 a year.
I am Obama. Bow the knee.