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There is confusion here about which university this is.

I'm here to help. I think this is their fight song

Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue.
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,
It looks just like a zoo.

Knock them off their ivory towers,
Send them crawling into the showers,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know nothing party school.

They say the girls who go to O.S.U.,
Are husband hunting dames,
They dig the jocks who got the killer instinct,
Not the boys with brains.

At Columbus you’re way ahead,
With straight A’s in Physical Ed,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know nothing party school.

Bust your guts for Tressel,
Move your butts for Tressel,

Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue,
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,
It looks just like a zoo. Rah! Rah! Rah!

Knock them off their ivory towers,
Send them crawling into the showers,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know nothing party schoooooooooool.

Oh, wait, maybe this is the WOMC parody of the OSU song. Yeah, that's it. Looks like it needs an update.

Well, this is an interesting case, to say the least. I agree with those who think the librarian should have remained on the job, documenting the facts. The "sexual harassment" case he is bringing is so novel! I love it when the tables are turned. Good luck to him.