The empty skirt vs. the empty suit. I’m more qualified to be the next American Idol than either of them is to be the next president. And I can neither sing nor dance.
Vigilante, you can say a lot of things about the bitch, but empty skirt ain't one of them.
I have pictures to prove that, but I'm headed out to dinner with friends and don't want to see them right now.
Remember the size of the thighs, the ass, the kankles.