Posted on 03/12/2008 8:55:25 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
Heard from inside Room 871 on Valentine's Eve, 2008, shortly after 10pm:
[TRANSCRIPT BEGINS]
"Have you been bad?"
"Ooooh, I've been a big, bad corporation...."
"You will have to be punished!"
"Yes! I'm a greedy corporation working for profit, I don't give back to the community!"
"You will pay the price!"
"Oh yes, Mr. Spitzer! I'm a selfish, uncaring capitalist pig. [SMACK!] Yes! Yes! I'm a dirty, dirty Republican!"
"I'm coming after you, piggie! I'll show you limited government and keeping what you earn! I'll show you traditional values!" [SMACK!]
"Yes, I need to be punished..."
"You're engaging in illegal behavior!" [SMACK!]
"But Mr. Spitzer...it was just an accounting error!"
"You will fire your C.E.O. " [SMACK!]
"But I'm just a C.E.HO.!"
" [SMACK!] I'm going to indict you! I'm going to indict you!" [SMACK! SMACK!]
"Oh you're soooo powerful..."
"What! You think I've gone too far? This is only the beginning, Whitehead! You will pay dearly for what you have done."
"No, please don't!"
"You'll wish you never wrote that letter to the Wall St. Journal!" [SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!]
"I like a man who's not afraid to be abusive..."
"I'm gonna put a spike through you, Langone!"
"Ouch!"
"I'm gonna ruin you!"
"Oh, Mr. Spritzer! I need my social awareness to be raised! [SMACK!] I can feel it rising! [SMACK!] Oh I feel so guilty! [SMACK!] I feel the urge to share with the community!"
[SMACK!]
"Yes! Progress, here I come!"
"Oh yeah! I'm Spitzer the spritzer! I'm a f***g steamroller, baby! I'm Mr. Superdelegate! Yeah, baby! Oh yeahhh!"
[END OF TRANSCRIPT]
Yes sir - nothing like a good spanking!
Any bets this idiot will soon be on the board of some masochist leaning company?
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