[concretebob]

The recruiters should leave with the doors unlocked. Let the idiots go inside.
Once inside, chain the doors and surround the building.
Let them out one by one into a waiting wagon and haul their a$$es to jail.

A night or two wrapped in the loving arms of Bubba might be just the ticket.

[taxcontrol]

The only problem with that approach is that you really only get locals involved. It becomes a trespassing / vandalism case, not a federal kidnapping of an officer during the performance of their duties federal offense.