[muawiyah]

Just hang around near the Niagara Falls NY post office around 1 AM, maybe as late as 3 AM. All the prostitutes in the area have post office boxes there.

They'll show up to get their bills and such.

You can interview them if you wish.

[pissant]

I’ll bet they don’t look much like the Emporer’s Club gals.

[Migraine]

Ni-AAAAA-gra Falls! Sloooooowly I turn...
Step by step and inch by inch...
(old burlesque routine)