Reminds me of a joke I heard when I was a teenager.
A guy goes in for an physical and the nurse watching runs out of the doctor’s office into the hallway and just busts out laughing. A beautiful nurse comes by and asks: “What is so funny?”
First nurse says: “Go inside and see for yourself. Have you ever seen someone with such a teeny thing? He has “Shorty” tatooded on it”
The beautiful nurse goes inside and returns after a long time, totally flabbergasted. She tells the first nurse: “What I read was “Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Nacogdoces, Texas.”
In the version that I heard it was "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee."