The only way this could be sweeter is, if Bill Clinton accompanied him to the appointments, and they patronized Hillary and Obama.
OK, here is how to really wrap that one up with tin foil. Hill has decided it is time to jettison Bill based on inside polling of the superdelegates, showing Hill/Bill will lose if it looks like he'd lurk at the White House. Hill grabbed this breaking NY scandal and got Bill's name inserted. Soon she will announce Bill's name came up and she is finally going to divorce him, hoping that dominates the news cycles until the convention. In order to make it look good, she also got Spitzer's name inserted, thus evening up that score and making this a twofer.