tonight Letterman has Top 10 Spitzer excuses
(really)
Tropics_Dude83 (601 posts) Mon Mar-10-08 04:36 PM Original message
OK, Spitzer tried to hire a prostitute and that's IT...get over it
At first, I thought that he was running a prostitution ring or was a "pimp" or "john", but all he did was have a momentary lapse of judgment and call into hire a prostitute. One night, one mistake. I'm sorry but he's done too much to be railroaded for this.
The real issue is why was the NSA wiretapped the governor of NY's hotel room for no reason WHATSOEVER. This is Karl Rove trying to destroy our brightest stars.
Even I, as a 200% Obama supporter, can see it now. This is not what I first thought it was at all.
Here's the link: Link
That I gotta see.
Eliot Spitzer Excuses (To air this evening )
10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.
9. Hookers is fun.
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. Its part of my new MTV prank show, Spitzd.
5. Havent been myself since Roy Scheider died.
4. Uh, tainted beef?
3. Whether its a hooker or your wife, youre always paying for it you married fellas know what Im talking about.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.