[MEGoody]

The world must bring carbon emissions down to near zero to keep temperatures from rising further.

Therefore, everyone must stop breathing.

I would ask the authors of this study to set the example and stop breathing first.

[USS Alaska]

I've been holding my breath since I started reading this thread. If I continue and die, then I'll exhale.

According to the new rules of the Catholic Church, this will be a mortal sin. Will I go straight to Hell or can I get an algorecarbondispensation and at least make it to Limbo?