To: SiVisPacemParaBellum
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.
To: Southerngl
This would require us to all stop breathing.
4 posted on
03/10/2008 10:04:12 AM PDT by
ichabod1
("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
To: Southerngl
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately. As the enviro-whackos are fond of saying - that would be a Good Thing even if the theories are proven wrong. Thanks for doing this.
To: Southerngl
Stopping all farting alone will not do it. Everybody needs to start breathing. Starting with these "scientists" so they can set an example for us all.
Our morning radio drive guy likes to state that Liberalism is standing on your head and telling the rest of the world it is upside down. These people have an uncanny knack of making non-problems into big problems (carbon dioxide emissions) while simultaneously refusing to recognize big problems (whacked out dictators developing nukes, Islamofacism, erosion of our economic base by a growing government sector which can never get enough).
21 posted on
03/10/2008 10:10:54 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
((Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud))
To: Southerngl
24 posted on
03/10/2008 10:12:50 AM PDT by
onedoug
To: Southerngl
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.
Um, could I start tomorrow?
48 posted on
03/10/2008 10:38:50 AM PDT by
READINABLUESTATE
(Still old, still crabby and still resisting CHANGE.)
To: Southerngl
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.
How will McCain communicate?
71 posted on
03/10/2008 11:59:59 AM PDT by
farmer18th
(The McCain Presidential Library Will Be Located in Tijuana - Under NAU Administration)
To: Southerngl
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.
This could be very ungood...
To: Southerngl
I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.That's methane... They're talking about CO2 - carbon dioxide. That's what we exhale... So quick, every body stop breathing!
Mark
75 posted on
03/10/2008 2:01:16 PM PDT by
MarkL
To: Southerngl
They tried that on South Park once. It lead to a rash of spontaneous human combustion. Townsfolk were bursting into flames right and left.
88 posted on
03/10/2008 4:51:52 PM PDT by
Redcloak
("A plague o' both your houses!")
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