LOOK... it's TouristSenator!!!
It shows up in more places than TouristGuy,
only with less class, style and substance...
she's Vaporware, just an empty crusty.
(Please spread me around like the parasite that i am...)
yeah now any college coed can claim she deserves to be president because she took a tour across Europe during spring break!
And stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.