I take it you have never heard the song "Lemon Tree"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC9AV2aZ12c
“I take it you have never heard the song “Lemon Tree”?”
My wife’s Thai friend always sings “I Will Survive” karaoke. Over and over.
ugh.
One of my favorite live performances was the piano player in the revolving restaurant in Pattaya Park hotel. He did a stunning rendition of “Donut make my brown ass....brue.”