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Que?

It was a joke, son.

In response to your saying:

Unless, of course, one is speaking in Spanish.

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Oh I knew it was a joke. I was trying to recall some of my spanish teaching from eons ago. Just remembered my first lesson - didn’t think I’d really need it. What a joke on me that was - I wouldn’t have to press #1 ever again.